1.) Go to thrift store, buy old doll and clown.
2.) Stain clothes with tea and junk them up a bit.
3.) Place them in wall and leave creepy note.
4.) Cover with piece of wood or dry wall, loosely, with warning DO NOT OPEN!
Sell house.
BWHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAAAA
O.k.
For those of you who mighta missed this….
I have hidden these in an access panel in the hall closet…
Next family who owns this house is in for a little fun.
Originally shared by Bruce Shark
Cynthia Rose and Mimlo….
She also has a little pink silk bag filled with the hair, fur, nails and shark skin…rosemary and lavender as well, pinch of salt.
Note written on page from 1897 book…
Poem of warning written on board…
They are now back, safe in wall…
for now…
Found today in an alley…
We were super slow.
Been coming here for over 30 years.
Diner….looks like Hell.
Gud fud.
Patty melt and onion rings.
Yum.
Squirrel Boy Jake update:
He’s still adored, still King of the House, and still missed very much here.
I’m very happeh the adoptive families update the kittehs they took.
He’s doing fine…and that’s ^/
Hey….if you know of anyone in the So Cal area that wants two sister babeh cats, let me know.
These are the remaining babehs from Stoopid mama cat’s last litter.
Brigett and Gidgett, or as I call them, Pip and Pop.
They are both fixed and have all their shots.
They are complete love cuddle bugs.
I cannot take anymore kittehs inside the shark cave.
Let me know.
An agent of mine will deliver babehs to gud home.
NOVACAINE IS WEIRD.
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH
I’M AT THE DENTIST RITE MEOW….
I hope he survives…he seems nice.
Ever git the feelin’ yer bein’ watched?
That the eyes of strange creatures are upon ya?
Me too.
Hai Mama Sparkle Chikkin and babeh sparkles…
Please no poop on mah porch.
So a couple weeks ago I made some weird note cards and posted them in random public spaces.
This one is still there.
Bruce Shark Swims 