Author: Bruce Shark

Also, if you see a 5000 plus pound Great White Shark wearing a CORONER hat sitting outside enjoying a coffee and you pull up with your nice family in your douche-mobile, park and you get out and say some snarky shit about said shark to your family within ear shot of said shark, don’t be surprised when shark is waiting for you and stands up to blow you a big fat kiss and make you get in your car super fast.

Fuck you, hairpie.

Nice license plate and sticker telling me that your wife is a Mary Kay consultant and your kid is an honor student at the local private school.

I want acknowledgment for not acting on this easily obtained info.

#tryingrealhardtobetheshephard

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