Author: Bruce Shark

Don’t know who this guy is, but I approve of his daring choice in hats.

Noooo….

GIT AWAAAY !

Originally shared by Maya Nadhia

These are good ways to chill.

Everyone should hug a shark.

Thanks David Zoll​

Originally shared by CKA COLLINS

I’m a shark​

Chili and pie, dammit.

San Dimas, CA.

They serve sharks here, outside.

Hey, Brendan McMullan​…

Dis you?!

O.k….Need ideas…

I have about 6 huge crypts, and 7 smaller gravestones, and I need names on them…

… that which can die or be ded…for the less superstitious, I will use your name, should you want…

Suggestions, anyone?

Wontcha be mah neighbor?

My nephew just came into my studio, limping and bleeding.

He was carrying too much stuff as he skateboarded home, hit a rock, and….

SLID ON HIS FACE.

He got his hands, arms and shoulder, pretty good, too.

Mopped up blud, scrubbed the asphalt out in the hole in his face, had to use a sterile toothbrush….

Checked for broken stuff, taped him up.

Asphalt abrasions REMOVE the skin, not cut it.

There is no way to stitch this, he has missing flesh.

His little man-dude mustache is missing there.

Glad I’m not squeamish and I can clean him up before his mom sees him.

Kid has some stones, tho.

Sat still for all of it…we are both glad his mom isn’t home…she doesn’t do bleeding offspring.

Man, she is gonna freak when she sees him.

GIT IN MAH BELLEH, FISHES!

Made with cardboard, covered with paper, sprayed with granite textured spray paint…

Next comes the aging and peet moss…

The HUGE crypts are waiting…outta spray paint.

Location: Spoopiness Central