Author: Bruce Shark

IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

Come here.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Come here.

Stop that, YOU do have time for a yummy breakfast and a cup of coffee or tea…

Calm yourselves.

Seriously, I worry about some of ya…between huge real stress or needless manufactured butthurtness, y’all are gonna make yersleves sick and tired.

Come here, tell me what you want in your damn omelet, sit, laugh and eat with me.

I made dis with mah own fins Nicole Johnson​

mushroom, pepperoni, steamed broccoli, feta cheese and a bit of sharp cheddar. Babeh bagel with cream cheese. Please note decorative AND edible orange.

SHARK SCIENCE ‘SPIRIMENT #326

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SHARK SCIENCE ‘SPIRIMENT #326

For purposes of gaining knowledge and at great sacrifice to mah safety, I and mah esteemed colleagues present: Project Pumpkin Spice

We wear glasses, have equipment, and lab coats.

It’s all a double blind something non-biased unfunded by private industries thing.

Purpose: To ascertain if pumpkin spice, actual pumpkin spice, is nasty.

Experiment notes and sciencey stuff:

1.) Obtain Starbuck PLAIN latte, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf PLAIN latte, cup of water, cup of bleach.

2.) Add precise amount of (shake liberally) Spice Island’s Pumpkin Spice Seasoning into various fluids listed above.

3.) Stir.

4.) Sample each fluid, report findings.

Findings/observations:

A.) Hot Starbucks latte with Pumpkin Spice introduced made beverage darker, and smelled like a pumpkin pie baking. Mixed quite readily.

Tasted quite gud, wud cosume again. Warm is the way to go here.

Infinitely tastier than a Starbucks Pumpkin Latte which was full blown nasty.

B.) Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf Iced Latte with Pumpkin Spice added was odd.

Floated around on top after multiple attempts to blend… eventually stuck to ice cubes.

Wasn’t nearly as tasty as the aforementioned beverage, but not foul. Left weird film on teef.

Made fetching and seasonal mustache.

C.) Water with Pumpkin Spice added…spice floated on top, refused to mix, and INSTANTLY upon sipping, stuck to teef, and tasted like water with pumpkin spice. Not thrilling, just weird.

D.) Bleach with Pumpkin Spice added…The spice floated for a few seconds, then changed color, and became viscous…Smelled like a laundry room and pumpkin pie baking, which was confusing, as it was comforting and chemical at the same time.

Tasted like battery acid, pie, Ajax, and went down more like a tapioca beverage.

Left teeth much whiter, (dazzling!) however stomach heaved, saw spots, (which is the opposite effect one wants in bleach) alarming burning sensation noted…

possible hospitalization may be required in near future.

Conclusion…

Pumpkin Spice can be fintastic when properly utilized.

Also, is vomiting red stuff bad if you consumed no red stuff?

Please advise.

Special thanks to : Bobbi Jo Woods​​ Pumpkin Spice keeper of knowledge person, and educator of fud stuffs…

It is she who first informed g+ : Pumpkin spice has NO pumpkin, doofuses.

Also, G Hartman​​ for reasons….but mostly to make her have to read about Pumpkin Spiced Stuff.

Hey, not a white girl wearing yoga pants wearing Uggs, so don’t start.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Hey, not a white girl wearing yoga pants wearing Uggs, so don’t start.

Is just that I talk huge crap about Pumpkin Spiced wutever.

I ordered and tried these dreenks.

In a mostly sincere effort to not be a hypocritical asshat, I figured I should NOT bag without having even tried them.

LOVE pumpkin PIE.

Real made from scratch pumpkin pie.

I like eggnog with some “pumpkin pie spices”

on the top.

These dreenks were awful.

Liek nasty awful, left a gross taste in mouf,

Had to be rinsed off with hot black strong coffee nasty.

G Hartman​….I tried…and I failed.

(p.s. yes I ated all whipped stuff off top before throwing away.)

(p.s. again…didn’t even pay for deez.)

I’M BACK.

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I’M BACK.

A hearty and happeh thank you to Bobbi Jo Woods​…

with your generous Amazon gift card, I was able to git deez watercolor pencils, and much drawing paper.

Ready to shark several of you now, first on list is to complete TDB Gryffyn​, Emi Atkins​ and their little dog, too…

also very wonderful and generous folks.

I got a list, working again, starting tomorrow.

… got stuff to eat.