Author: Bruce Shark

Something about whites and Ball canning jars.

I don’t even know…

p.s. HALP I’M STUCK

A Better Pain Scale…..

…and yes, I am pulling a Fight Club and planting these around the hospital and giving them to nurses…..Project Mayhem.

From the ever fintastic Allie Brosh​….I love you, Allie….so hard.

This looks like my TurtleCat…

Torties are bad asses…

I’m not surprised this cat survived.

Torties are warrior cats.

Thanks mary Zeman​ for the tortie cat awesomeness.

Originally shared by mary Zeman

Aww that is one lucky cat!

Please meet mah cousin, the narrownose chimera.

Her name is Harriet.

thanks for this cuteness, Genie Reynolds​

Ever just tread water and think about how weird dreaming is?

Just float and remember the crap you dreamt and go : “Whooooaaaa…..”

Almost zero sleep, but what I did get included a huge old Victorian house I bought that got flooded, and finding that one of the closets was a breeding ground for a new species of aquatic hamsters.

I can’t sleep….

So I’m just gonna watch you sleep, o.k.?

All dem feet posts?

Meh. Feet, who needs ’em?

Fin and HUGE clasper post for Nick Bartolo​ and Jamaa L​….Yep, that’s all me.

Yer welcome.

Bring them back….

IKEA USA​ we love them….let us have our sharks back…

Here’s me re-GUARDING drama online….

I need someone to make this outfit for me, shark sized.

Public Service Announcement:

It’s o.k. to ignore shit sometimes…

And actually, I find :

it’s o.k. to ignore most shit, most of the time.

Also:

Ignore this.

Ignore and block me.

Go ahead.

Block me.

p.s. I’m hungry.