Author: Bruce Shark

Worst game ever….

Since my fins don’t reach mah face so well, I need someone to help me Face Fin….

Sweet babeh raptor Jebus….

The lvls of stupid coming off this man are Chernobyl high…and it’s contagious among humans, apparently.

Please push him in the water, so I can end this.

Finally, the truth comes out…

Some people can’t handle the facts.

Thank you to intrepid reporter +Harry Balzac

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Hey Mick?

TAG!

You’re it!

Hypothetical question….

asking for a frond.

You are on a video call with your adult offspring (son or daughter) and they are just chatting with you about trivial stuff, getting caught up…

The person they’ve been seeing comes in shared living space, and not knowing they have interrupted a video call, shouts in an really loud, angry tone to your adult child, “Where the FUCK are you, what the FUCK are you doing?!”

Your kid gets all weird, nervous, and says they’ll call you later and disconnects.

You call their phone they no answer.

What do you do? Anything?

(And yes, this is me, and yes I lift, Bro…)

O.k., o.k…..

The final word on this…

We, The Shark Community, were having OUR annual ‘Tag a Surfer Competition’ …

And sonofabitch….I WAS WINNING.

So I swim up, give Mick a solid “tag”, AND it counts as a solid “tag”…

….. and all of the sudden, this surfer punches me in the face and they cancel their little surf contest…wusses.

I ask: Who the HELL punches during TAG?

PEOPLE….I WAS WINNING!

….not happy

It came.

Now I can wear me on my chest.

Hey Buddy, my eyes are up here.

Wait, wut?

Please someone buy this, and full it with water, so I can live here.

Thank you.

colorful cranium

Catch those bubbles, G+.

thanks to Ray Radlein​ who knows this is awesome.

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