Author: Bruce Shark

My Uncle Rufus…

Whale shark, very clever….

Endless sardine buffet….

*clink linky, you’ll be jellis.

For Cherokee Charlie​, the full story on the epic crib where a baby is gently cradled in mah mouf.

The “making of” pictures are fascinating.

O PLEASE kill me nao…

Why I am at the mall?

Make it stop.

O Yea? Doesn’t sting?

I just blasted mahself in the face and it got in mah eyes and it stung like a sonofabitch…

But now mah eyes are numb.

O_O

Under the heading: Stuff that is way more scary than sharks….

LAMPREYS…..

*EDIT: Save the lampreys, we need them.

Thanks to +Rich Leighton for the nitemares but YES ALSO VERY COOL!

Originally shared by Rich Leighton

Lampreys have been around for some 450 million years—longer than dinosaurs, longer than trees—and they look their age.

And it is, too!

Dive in, come play!

h/t to Reptiles Rule​ 🙂

Originally shared by ****

I’m dreenking milk and eating cookies in the tub, and I don’t care.

Also, I put mah phone in a ziplock sammich bag, because I’m all fins…

I do what I want… Catherine W.​, right?

Howdy.

If I am making a painting/sketch for you, I haven’t forgotten about you. Honest.

Been having some health stuff, and it looks like an upcoming surgery. Wahoo.

Please contact me via Private Post so I can tell you where I am on your painting/sketch, and when you can expect it…I accidentally dropped some contacts and messages I had saved, and may need to obtain some lost addresses from a couple of ya.

Doctors offices usually don’t have anything I wish to read….This was at least a gud picture of me.

JAWSOME….absolute jawsomeness!

Thank you Edward Silva​….you are a King among men…

Will be done with picture soon…