Author: Bruce Shark

IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

If you are concerned…read the tips at the end to avoid becoming a shark snack…

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

If you are concerned…read the tips at the end to avoid becoming a shark snack…

And for every “attack” in the Carolinas I had an alibi, so stop diet shaming me…I was juicing.

I bit no people.

But I’m back…and just in time for Shark Week.

Watch the surf, and swim safe.

…posted for Marc-Antonivs Gvzman​ who says I’m a heartless killer…see? I’m helping.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/recent-east-coast-shark-attacks-puzzle-experts-scare-beachgoers/ar-AAchSS9

So, I tell everyone gudnite…gonna take a bath, muscles killin’…

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

So, I tell everyone gudnite…gonna take a bath, muscles killin’…

Son says, “Hey, careful, there is a spider in the bathroom…”

Hahaha…a spooder…How cute..I chuckle, and sink back into the water and start reading mah book….

O SHIT! There really is a SPOODER in the bathroom, and he’s doing like spidery stuff near me….

I took a picture of him. He moved fast.