O the things I do for you, humans…
On no sleep, I decided to make gud on mah promise to try the Bacon Soda….
Remember the bird spit dreenk?
This was it’s evil brother.
Smelled foul, nothing like bacon, and tasted like rancid nasty oily barf water with carbonation.
Bacon jooice=retching
I hope I don’t need mah stomach pumped.
Katherine Bond, yukky nasty bad gag gag.
No Dreenk.
O PLLLLEEEAAASE BE SAVED!
#snailedit
Originally shared by Ray Radlein
What I do when I can’t sleep…
I paint you goofballs, look up weird animals and watch movies like:
“MANHUNTER”
It holds up.
Francis Dolarhyde is creepy times 10.
And this is a real thing.
Vampire deer.
Lookit the teef!
Kick ass Bambi activated.
I lied.
Can’t sleep.
Babeh horny toads are weirdly cute.
Jerboa…he can hear you
Gud nite, Guys.
jaaaa….
mfw I catch you pickin’ yer nose at a stop light.
Beemer guy, you gross….
Had a thought.
With all the changes and things so many of you share here, all the hurt, joy, trials, grief, win, and LIFE you have….the funny, silly, ugly, real, pets, kids, loves, food posts….
It occurred to me just now to say thank you.
I am grateful to each of you for enriching my life, and making me think, feel, and laugh.
Kali Ma is the Mother of Change and Renewal.
You guys are her for me, so often.
Thank you for being my waking stick, and frequently my adjustment to cope and raise up.
I do love you all, some of you violently.
Now breeng me fud.
Turtle will want HER dairy products when she awakens…
O TurtleCat, please live forever.
So, I told Squeak what LM Stewart said about cats being sociopaths with Aspergers and a hard core need to have all the dairy products, like whenever they demand them….
She was like: “Yea, AND?….. Git me some cheese, asshole.”
Bruce Shark Swims 