Author: Bruce Shark

When balls fly at yer face…..

My son and *my nephew just came up with these ideas for the DIY Network…

I am supportive of them, and like to foster creativity.

They are admittedly a little scary when they get out the sharp tools, and both have offered to “get the migraines out” using a variety of ideas.

Also, I’d totally watch these shows.

Cheaper alternative to surgery.

Sanders, Dremels, glue, shallac, paint, grout….

CRASH MY FACE DIY Network​​

Jeeez, I hope this company is still accepting orders….

I’d rock da fook outta dis.

….gud nite, goofballs.

Just because it looked cool…

Bwahahhahaaa

Bobbi Jo Woods​

Truly epic villains ALWAYS have a cat.

Everyone knows this.

My favorite Evil Doctor ?

Dr. Evil got nothing on Bobbi Jo Woods​.

:3

The mini-minion of Extreme Cuteness has calmed mah starving…

This is one of those kids that makes people who have stopped having kids consider having more.

This is one of those kids that makes women ovulate upon seeing his adorable visage.

Robert Partridge​​ and Crystal Fogleman​​ Yer babeh Lucas has been sharked…

A really cute babeh, and a virgin Bloody Mary.

Livin’ the juice shark life, paintin’ babehs…

O yea…

R.I.P. Oatmeal Mobile….

Sorry you died.

Look at the feets…

             O_O

This woman has the best job…

Biscuit paws for days, Bobbi Jo Woods