
My insightful, intelligent, and wildly beautiful Mermaid Sis, Silvija Kovačić…
She is sublime.

My insightful, intelligent, and wildly beautiful Mermaid Sis, Silvija Kovačić…
She is sublime.

Dear Song Bird-
I know your prolly don’t have a timepiece, but:
It’s 3:23 a.m.
Please tuck yer little birdie head in yer butt and STFU…
This isn’t a game.
Thanks also for crapping on the car.

When you take your favorite shirt to the new dry cleaners and they FOCK it up…
….SWORD!
Originally shared by Art of Manliness
Cato: Lessons From a Self-Made Man http://buff.ly/1LSuNoD

I got these….so when I shark you guys, I can have choices….
People Colors.
The names are funneh.
What color name are you?

You fabulous bich….
YOU HAVE BEEN SHARKED, SIR…
Unknown Figure Flores….one day, we will hot tub and beers…as long as you promise to keep yer shorts on.

Waffles H, you’ve been sharked.
Queen of open bobs.
We’re fucked…
Unless you work in a nail salon, yer gonna die.
#skynetisrealwearegonnadie
Thanks Christy Stevens for ruining mah mellow Saturday morning.
Originally shared by Christy Stevens
Whaaaaat?
At least the video shows how to dissolve them with acetone when they inevitably take over.
Want….
Bobbi Jo Woods :3 spotty catte.
Originally shared by Christy Stevens
Look at the gorgeous kitteh!!! #caturday #caturdayeveryday

I had the time of mah liiiiiife…..
Originally shared by ****

Finally got a picture of outdoor kitty…
Everyone, meet Toothless….
Toothless, meet G+….