Author: Bruce Shark

Howdy Geoffrey Snyder​…

Gotcha!

🙂

Squeak says ” SHOOT IT! Shoot it in da head!

Made a gator.

Reptiles Rule​

No more bacon?!

For Shilo….and Chris Beveridge​.

Buy some bacon, already…

because I can’t figure out how to smear Bobbi Jo Woods​.

Gud nite, G-balls.

What did you see Adam Hollman​ that made you make dis face?

Was it a shark?

Just drank from wrong mug.

That’s the paint mug.

Not coffee.

Jeezus.

You do realize when y’all post pictures of yerselves, I’m paying attention, right?

by the glow of the compy, Christophe Curtis​

Dear Coffee-

You vile bitch….how dare you abandon me after all my years of servitude to your alter?

The one time I really need you to wisk the pain away on yer brown tide of caffeine, you bail like parents dropping their kids off at a Chuck E. Cheese birthday party.

WTF, coffee?

Signed,

Whipping boy sharkface

What did mini-shark whisper to you?

To my fintastic frond, Romeo Void​.

Poor shark’s migraine medicine.

Hot shower.

Double dosed.

Ni ni, G+.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz…..