Author: Bruce Shark

Happy Birthday, Corey Martin!

I’d buy sushi for you.

Happy birfday

Being a great white shark has it’s advantages.

I’m totally done with all mah shopping.

MOVE, DAMMIT.

LUNCH TIME…

Other shoppers are mah snacks……

Ideas for the kiddies.

Here to help.

Heh heh heh…

Happeh holidays indeed.

Waiting room.

Not a gud time.

Worst magazines EVAH.

Edit: waiting for my sister who is having massive oral surgery. This is iccky.

K. Naughton​

Happy Birthday

Eat the rude.

FINE….

You need competition to feel loved?

Here is MY offspring singing happy birthday to attention needy princess Mephis Stopheles​.

That’s chikken curry and a candle from some xmas crap decoration.

Hope you’re happy nao.

Made this just for your birthday, you high maintenance princess, Mephis Stopheles​.

Hope brownie doesn’t go straight to yer ass.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

……..AAAAALLLLLPPP

/….thrash…..

Now you all have NO EXCUSE not to have ME in your homes….

Git a ME ASAP…..

       So we will never be apart….