Author: Bruce Shark

It’s a dog toy…I found it at the store.

It distressed me.

WTH with today and ruining childhood stuff…

First, the Pillsbury Dough Boy and cinnamon rolls, and now Santa.

I’ve had enuff.

Good night, I say….GOOD NIGHT.

Wot?

Wot you say Adrienne Inman​?

Take it back or I chomp….

No shame corner for me.

No one puts Baby in a corner…..

Thanks Rita Machete​…

You caught me lookin’ fierce.

This would make a great compy wallpaper for those of you who don’t have enuff shark at work.

Dew et.

Shark that cubicle/workspace

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The selfie we’ve all waited for

Thanks Bruce Shark

This shall be your own personal Brucey

Hahaha Christina Martinez​

You made me spray coffee….

I will never eat another cinnamon roll w/o thinking of you.

Thanks a bunch.

Chikken.

Sharkling saved all his ducats and bought his own game…

Sat in front of GameStop until it opened.

LBP 3….

Came with stuffed SackBoy.

He is so happeh he is like a solar flare.

Mini shark is stoked.

I might be down, but I can still shake it.

House Quake…

tell me who in dis houz know ’bout the quake?

WE do.

(I mean rly? RLY? If you know how to rock say YEAAAAHH…)

SHUT UP ALREADY,  DAMNNNN…

This is how I celebrate the “season”…

Gonna lay around and read and reread mah Rich Wayne stories, biches.

Bite me. Or him. Or everyone.

YESSSSS……