Author: Bruce Shark

Happy Birthday Moki Me

Have a great birthday, Flower Lady!

Hope it a very chill and awesome day.

Here is a page of plumeria for ya.

Now everyone can cuddle a shark.

Except Rob Pearson.

He wants to kick me in the face.

Thanks Pamela Lynn I am so getting some of these.

Originally shared by Pamela “Jammies” Lynn

Oooooooh, a Squishable Bruce!  http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_great_white_shark_15//Squishable+Great+White+Shark

Bruce Shark 

For Rita Bonita…because you get my peacock thing and I lurve yer umbrella….

Rita Machete because peacock!

Happy Birthday, John Laine

   I would get you good fud and dreenks and maybe make you watch scary shark movies even tho it’s YOUR birthday and supposed to be about you…

Here is a picture of a cat hoarding the fud. Be the cat today.

🙂

Dear phone holder,

I’d really appreciate you trying to look less smug….

That superior face you are making is pissing me off.

My honest intention was to exercise and since that obviously did not happen, you could be decent and back up off the judgment some.

You don’t even hold mah phone to mah fin that well…and frankly, your holier-than-thou bullshit is making me wanna stab your face with my face…

…and my face is lined with stabbeh sharp teef and I will win.

Please die; okthxbai.

Signed,

Me

I don’t play, Crystal Michelle 

And when called out, I respond.

Against all odds, and with much distress, I entered the local Mart of Wal, found the .96 cent Granny Panties and purchased a grip of them…

For you.

BECAUSE YOU WANTED THEM.

Got the box for shipping. All I need is a place to send them.

Blame Bobbi Jo Woods

*edited thank you Bobbi Jo Woods …

and Crystal M I would fully buy you granny panties, too.

Tejas Richard

Party your buns off.

I’d dreenk with you and git you a brand new BBQ if I were closer.

Happy Birthday, Sir.

Here are some long tailed tits for your collection….

HEY!

BobbieZen  It’s yer Birfday!

And if I could, I’d take you out for lunch and shower you with giftage and flowers and stuff.

Hope you have an awesome day.