Author: Bruce Shark

IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

We should be thanking Wendy M. Lewis …she has uncovered a terrifying REAL menace.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

We should be thanking Wendy M. Lewis …she has uncovered a terrifying REAL menace.

Now as a shark, an apex predator, i know ALL about this…

    Giraffes. The unknown terrors or the animal world…They stalk and kill…first they tenderize their prey with their long gooey slime covered tongues that excrete a saliva that acts are a dissolving acid.

Originally shared by Wendy M. Lewis

Babies Taste Weird

This made me giggle. You’re baby tastes funny! Don’t forget to laugh my friends. Life is short and its weird but as you can see from this picture its pretty awesome! So go out and have some fun…..maybe a giraffe will come kiss you!

#life #funny #jokes #babies #animals #silly

Sorry….

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Sorry….

I need to laugh and this for some reason made me lose it.

Watch carefully the cats eyes and ears.

“Wut?  …UH….um guys? Little help?  UH…Wat the hell are you? GET IT OFF!”

Originally shared by tipanie annick

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.