Tara-
Contact me immediately…You didn’t ask me if this was O.K…
and I was REALLY nice to you on the set and during rehearsals.
That time I let you into makeup before me?
All the cuts in line at craft service?
MAKING YOU LOOK CAPABLE of kicking shark ass during the whole two movies….Man, you got some nerve.
Thought we were cool….cannot believe you jumped ME by putting this fragrance out….I should get SOMETHING.
Don’t let this revival in fame go to your blonde fluffy head.
I don’t HAVE TO LET YOU LIVE in Sharknado 3- the other other one.
Something could go “wrong” with props, ya know.
The old Tara would have talked to me first.
Make amends, Sister, or it’s chomp chomp for YOU.
-Bruce
(p.s. AFTER you apologize, have your person call my person and we’ll get sushi.)
