O Aussa.

O Aussa…Hacker.Ninja.Hooker.Spy. Brilliant red head tells tales of her adventures (ALL TRUE)….she’s got everything…backpacking thru Asia to an insane ex who stalks her…

Did I mention she works in a psych ward?

I so love you and your tales. You are exactly my cup of tea because I am certain we wouldn’t be drinking tea if we ever meet. 

A shark and a red head could do a lot of damage….

but we’d make it LOOK FABULOUS.

For those of you who might have not read her yet, please start with “The Goat Man”  or  “That time I was a gay man” …

You’ll want to go to the beginning and binge read until you are caught up, but those two will hook ya….

( And I must report ‘she has big boobs and long legs’ and can make a frumpy cardigan sweater and some dowdy work slacks instant  “WHAATA SLUT” fodder for her embittered co-workers….Provocative.) 

“Why did I want to do it again?

“Why did I want to do it again? Well, A little bit of ego, because I’m 93 and I can still do it, and also to let everyone know out there you don’t have to sit and die just because you get old.”

DAMN straight, Sir.

Jim “Pee Wee Martin” sounds like someone I’d very much like to have a beer with…bet he has some great stories and could teach me a lot.