Author: Bruce Shark

Somewhere in the world, sea crocs run at full speed…

I’m not scary.

They are.

Guess which one I got.

I swear, I suck at fortune cookie.

This made me less grumps today.

Always taste before ya munch.

Thanks Nate Dwgs​

Originally shared by ****

He’s enjoying his job a lil too much 😂

I NEED DIS…

Sassy thing.

Look at me when I’m talking you, dammit.

You gonna stay up with me and hog up the sofa, at least attempt to be cordial.

That face you make when:

you discover someone has eaten your stash of bacon….

Originally shared by Martine Faseur

I’d wear the fuck outta this.

Ironically and non-ironically…simultaneously.

This should be made.

Yep.

Mah great great cousin Nuka.

She’s amazing, alright…

Now…

Please leave her alone.

Floyd fans know this….

That face when : someone is trying to sell ya a load of crap and you aren’t buying.