Author: Bruce Shark

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This kinda covers me this year….

Grumpy Cat​, you find the best stuff….

Couldn’t git a ride, the horse wasn’t ok with sharks.

Me tryin’ to eat spaghettahs.

Thanks stuart richman​

Me when:

Someone butts in line at the hostess stand while I’m tryin’ to git a damn table.

Here’s a weird shark fact:

Whenever there is a fire, I want spaghettah.

Since I was a small shark.

I don’t know why.

Probably “Emergency One” show from the 70’s.

Firehouse = firefighters= they eat spaghettah.

It’s a very weird response to fire…

And it looks like our local fire is almost out entirely…

Have a headache and muscle tension….hot shower…

And sis shark made me spaghettah.

She’s pretty fucking jawsome.

I usually don’t eat pasta due to keto/dieofbeetus thing…

But tonight?

Yeah. Spaghettah.

**Edit: these aren’t our noodles.

We are Italian sharks.

We got this.

Fuck.

Fuck.