Category: BABEH KITTEHS…that are now lazy teenagers.

Nephew holds BEEGEST babeh kitteh, this one is absolutely ginormous.

Almost twice the size of the others, Arden the King of Gluttony.

Eyes fully open when he’s awake.

Little Tank.

They will eat again in one hour 15 minutes….

But here are the little floofy monstahs sleepin’

Originally shared by Bruce Shark

YAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN…..

Dis is me.

Gud nite, g+…three hour nap coming up nao.

Art by the fintastic Rob Alicea​

They are LOUD and DEMANDING rite meow.

This is the awake and waiting to be fed box.

After they eat, they sack out.

Happeh tummies, little milk drunk purr butts.

Kittehs for kittehs.

Rice babehs.

For cuddle fronds.

Name mah alarm?

O.k.

Look.

There she is, the little asshole.

Momma cat runs every time she sees me.

Yea, your babehs are FINE.

I got this, you dirty pirate hooker cat… J/k, sorta.

So, babehs just ate at 1:30 a.m., and I did it alone because everyone else needs the sleep more than I do, since I work from home and can take a nap if needed.

So, in case anyone else does the fostering kittens thing, here are some useful pro tips:

1.) Don’t use the powdered milk replacer….use the canned liquid gud stuff. Powder makes them constipated.

Not fun.

2.) If kittens git constipated, a few drops of olive, canola, or mineral oil. This is a proper part Italian home, I used olive oil.

3.) Stored up kitten poop will result in a poo storm at 1:30 a.m…POO STORM FROM HELL.

4.) A tablet leaning outside of box on “purring mama cat loop” makes kittens happy…also, a gud white noise thing to help caretaker sleep on smaller sharkling’s bed as said caretaker has taken over his room with seven little kittens while sharkling sleeps on sofa.

5.) Trim nails and keep hands/fins clean and warm when handling/bottle feeding kittens. Kittens should be warm and awake when you feed them.

6.) Feed little furry bastards at a 45° angle, so they don’t aspirate formula.

7.) Burp them and stroke them with toothbrush.

8.) Help them pee and poop with soft cotton ball dipped in warm water and squooozed out.

9.) Talk to and sing to and puur to babeh kittens because you are sleep deprived and you are delirious and don’t know how else to make them shhhhhhhhh and go the fuck to sleep.

Hope this was of use.

Video of Arden, post eating….

Eyes are open.

Here is the chubbiest one….Arden… gluttony​.

Babehs fall asleep after full milk tummies.