Category: Bruce Shark

LOOKIT the pics…..

Too jawsome.

Thanks Russell Henmi !

https://www.boredpanda.com/shark-plush-blahaj-blaha-ikea/

Me, when dealing with evil Ned Flanders prosperity gospel predator preacher across the street who tells me his feels about Halloween…

As I’m setting up Zombie Gauntlet of Terror.

Thanks Fortune Cookie…..

Probably me…..but not rite nao.

I’ve accidentally inhaled copious amounts of spray paint.

But the spoooopy forest looks pretty gud.

/… cough cough cough

It’s almost that time …

Pumpkin carvin’ season is upon us.

Dis how we do at mah cave.

Thanks Chadwick Jones for the reminder.

g+, the sharktastic art of Rob Alicea who knows how to draw mah life.

Originally shared by Chadwick Jones

Bruce Shark , dis true?

Guys…

Right on the heels of mah anniversary, I’ve lost another side chick internet girlfriend….

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.

I think she might be speciest and hates sharks…possibly also hates chikkin.

I don’t think she believes me.

I’m ruined.

I had dumplings and they were delishuuus.

But this is a little bit sad.

It’s our 23rdth Anniversary, over 30 years together…

Go out for a nice dinner at new EXTREMELY trendy hip dumpling place….get a nice table in the back…

Order some yum shark fud….sipping our tea annnddd….

This song comes on over the restaurant sound system.

So very romantic.

Laughing ensued, and if asked, I’d say the frequency of laughter for us is the part of the very excellent glue that has worked for us these 30+ years.

Buffalo Bill…. dumplings….

Yep.

https://youtu.be/z1dTQh5RST0

HAHHAHAHAHAAAA!

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Humans….. please remember:

A babeh shark is still a fuckin’ shark.

Happeh Monday.

Stolen from William DuBois

Originally shared by William

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Erryday.

Fredrick/Fredrico….demands fuds, pecks his children, poops on something.

I let him hang out because he’s just so damn purdy.

* Fixed hilarious typos