Loud here.
Can’t sleep.
Corn is weird.
Really really weird.
Discuss.
Loud here.
Category: Bruce Shark
GIT BACK!
GIT BACK!
Originally shared by kayla julia
Awww stop fighting!
OOooooooOOOOooooooOooo….
OOooooooOOOOooooooOooo….
AAaahhhhhhhhhhhh…….
OOooooooOOOOooooooOooo……
thanks stuart richman
Squeak.
Squeak.
You still mah number one.
Stop judging me.
Where mah mushroom lovers at?
Where mah mushroom lovers at?
These will be sauteed in butter and garlic….and lovingly placed on grilled steaks.
I cud eat mushrooms everyday. I never get sick of them.
And sister shark makes a mean cream of mushroom soup.
Happeh fourth.
Happeh fourth.
Oatmeal, people.
Stolen from mah favorite cat…..
/….looks at Grumpy Cat
OMAHGERSH.
OMAHGERSH.
Nicole Johnson I can finally make our semi-retired matching disco skating outfits!
/…..gets out mah sewing glasses….
Glitter fabric….
GO TIME
Stolen nicely from stuart richman
I DEMAND YOU GET UP, THROW YER KEYS IN THE BOWL, SNORT WUTEVER YOU GOT, POP OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND:
I DEMAND YOU GET UP, THROW YER KEYS IN THE BOWL, SNORT WUTEVER YOU GOT, POP OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND:
SHAKE YO MONEY MAKER WITH ME NAO.
1978.
Gold lame shirt unbuttoned but tucked in, half boots in Cordova Red, gold chain with Italian horn, Sassoon jeans skin tight, feathered hair…
Soul Train dance line, BEOTCHES.
DO IT.
o.k.
o.k.
Let’s try this again with a coffee and a grip.
I don’t like this fucker.
And mah mood is dangerous and I feel…..bitey.
Tempted to don a huge feather boa and some outrageous heels and go, uh…..”talk” with this asshat.
Look Geoffrey Snyder, it’s the GAY IS CAUSED BY STEENKY GHOSTS guy ….
WHERE IS MAH COFFEE, DAMMIT?!
WHERE IS MAH COFFEE, DAMMIT?!
Bruce Shark Swims 