
Today:

Today:

Me, every day.
Stolen from Jeff who stole it from Erica
Originally shared by ****
Shit

I was sitting in a fold up chair saving a space for mah sister and someone yelled:
You can’t just sit and save a space!
Mah response:
yOu CaNt JUsT sIT AnD sAvE A SpACe!

I don’t trust you.

Sweet daughters of Neptune
I’m hungry and hungover.
Peas all mushy and the chikkin taste like wood
I believe in miracles…..
You sexah thang…..
PRIMUS SUCKS
Mah name mud

2% of the population has green eyes.
Where mah green eyed peeps at?
Sound off:

Lookit this really beeg fuckin flower…
Like massive.