Category: Bruce Shark

Look!

SNACKS!

Freaks.

They wanna FITE.

Come at me freakfish.

Refined birb is refined…

Stately and suave, probably doesn’t wanna live with sharks.

This here birb also was trying to leave.

He is cute.

Also, sorta sassy.

This here lizard really wanted to leave with me.

He was sassy.

Amber Peall​

Here.

It’s tuff out there, take this.

And stop doing stuff that makes you crappy if even for just today.

Dear g+,

I am nao in the hospital for a sides transplant as mah sides have failed.

I will most likely not be able to pay mah hospital bills, as the cost is like elevenbility thousands, but I will be sueing the current administration.

Gud werk today, ploos….you destroyed mah sides, but lightened a rather alarming thing that stayed alarming but still made me gallows humor larf.

Please send real fuds.

Wow….

This is amazing….

So much detail.

Stolen from Jamma, but in a nice way.

Originally shared by Jamaa L

This is a 2D sketch…..

See?

Panic and fear mongering creates actual damage.

Your toasters, dogs, bathroom floors, cats tripping you, and vending machines are more treacherous/scary than I’ll ever be.

Let’s everyone calm the heck down and stop KILLING US.

And yourselves for that matter.

Humans kill the most humans.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2017/05/31/blood-in-the-water-four-dead-a-coast-terrified-and-the-birth-of-modern-shark-mania/?utm_term=.f7578fc18d6f

Hoomins….

You are fascinating.

/….tilts head, watches you……..