Category: Bruce Shark

HAPPEH MOMS DAY, MOTHERS!

EDIT : Dis isn’t me, imma shark.

But I like it.

Git a 🦈 tat for yer mom.

IMMA SHARK IN A JACUZZI

WHERE MAH DRRENK?

WHY IS THE GIN AND RUM GONE

SEND SUPPLIES

Gin, juice, hot 🍪, jacuzzi….

Happeh hotel crashing shark, babehs….

Pls arrange bail should things go….sideways.

NO PAWPURRATZZI, PLEASE.

Originally shared by Chance Chandler (Gryphon)

I GOT A SNACK IN THE MAIL!

Great timing, Geoffrey Snyder​….

He is divine.

Thank you a trillion….I’m sharing him with Random Shark​

💓

Me when someone​ sends me snacks….

Originally shared by Angel Encantador

Awww..

There.

Settled.

Originally shared by Beth S

Please don’t freak out.

Thanks Grumpy Cat​

http://www.scpr.org/news/2017/05/12/71709/you-re-going-to-see-sharks-don-t-freak-out/

I’m in a crap mood.

Sean “amongst the bushes” Spicer is currently in mah foliage.

Halp.

****ALERT:. I MADE THIS….He is hiding in my bushes because it was funny to me.

I’ve been under some pretty heavy shit.

IF THIS ISN’T FUNNY TO YOU, FEEL FREE TO MOVE ALONG.