Category: Bruce Shark

BLUB BLUB BLUB…….

POUT POUT FISH.

NOW RAP IT, Crystal Fogleman​

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=VA44fmToPgE

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=VA44fmToPgE

SING ALONG, EVERYONE.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=1OHDHE2NjP4

This is the most beautiful thing on the internet.

/…..weeps and drools…

created by the shockingly in touch with shark desires John R​

Originally shared by John R

Bruce Shark  I didn’t think it was possible but I actually caught a bacon-wrapped seal in the wild!

O__O

MIND BLOWN….

What an exhilarating insane ride…WHEW.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=Fa9CcdenFME

o, gawd.

I’m crying.

GLASS SHARK COMIN’ FO YO ASS…..

Thank you A. Jean Berman​

Pool sharks are real.

Originally shared by A.J. Barton

The obligatory HEY Bruce Shark, lookie loo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0Ubck0IRA

This came up again…

Some of you have unkind people in your lives.

That sucks.

If they are supposed to be friends, and you treat them well, and you are attentive, kind and mindful and they aren’t, and when you talk to them about it they are defensive and shitty….if they can’t ever hear you…don’t ever support you…

Dump them.

It’s o.k. to let go of them, and move on.

Srsly.

This is mah face when I hear about people being poopy to good folks.

Or, for those of you who require more distinctive style and a fancy gentleman shark….

Use this one.

Shark tat.

DO IT.

O.K…

Everyone go git this tattooed on yer body.

Then post pics.

GO!

I need an owl.

Stolen brazenly from Unknown Figure Flores​

Originally shared by ****

I do this to Smoking Owl Industries, LLC​​ all the time, with beer.

The yearly traditional Turkey Centerpiece made by the youngest sharklings.

It’s quite gud.