Category: Bruce Shark

I’m prepared.

Are you?

Tactical spork.

STABBEH STABBEH STABBEH

When it all falls apart.

Kragle.

It’s gonna be fine.

This is fine.

Everything is fine.

Charles Moore​….for reasons of being fine.

Why are there never sharks on the ASPCA commercials?

Some of you will get this….

Some of you will relate to this….

Some of you desperately need to do this…

“It’s time to stop taking shit….scorch the damn earth before you.”

Anger can be a tool.

Guess who missed us?

MAH SHIRT CAME!

SHARK HUGS FOR ALL!

Come here…let me hug you.

Owls are cool.

They just are.

This is an Oregonian owl.

Please note the laid back nature.

An older Halloween prep pic.

See something you like, think is fun or spooopy?

Make it yerself.

Thrift store purchases are an excellent base for costume building.

Old sports equipment is also fintastic.

Packing tape, tinfoil, old gloves, toilet paper tubes, black paint….lightweight, easy to manipulate.

Fun.

Cheap.

Effective.

Oregon Coast….

We had a wonderful stay, and aside from your really weird rule about not pumping yer own gas, (Michelle O​ you wud have liked that rule…) I’d go back in a heartbeat.

There was moss, rain, salty perfect ocean, amazing views, great fud, and pretty frondly people, considering we were sharks and all.

Truly beautiful, wud recommend highly.