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I want a glowing cat.

September 26, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I want a glowing cat.

http://www.livescience.com/15994-glow-dark-cats-aids-virus-research.html
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I don’t understand, Netflix.

September 26, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I don’t understand, Netflix.

Why is this under “Movies I might like” and how does it have five stars?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0191019/
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These are useful.

September 25, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

These are useful.

Thanks to my interesting frond TDB Gryffyn​

https://m.thevintagenews.com/2016/08/02/20-vintage-life-hacks-from-100-years-ago-and-they-work-2
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If you buy a female shark tacos and nachos, she lets it slide that you called her a bitch.

September 25, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

If you buy a female shark tacos and nachos, she lets it slide that you called her a bitch.

REDEEMED.

Mah sister didn’t keel me.

Free to shark another day.

#taconati

Taconati​

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WHOOOOOOAA….

September 24, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

WHOOOOOOAA….

I HAS CRABS.

Watch this whole thing, and git them, too.

Thanks stuart richman​ this is A TRIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNjBxFDqSfQ&feature=player_embedded
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I have no idea why mah sister won’t answer me….

September 24, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I have no idea why mah sister won’t answer me….

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This….

September 24, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

This….

not mah picture, but the closest thing to what I saw.

Grabbing is not o.k., trash panda.

it’s SUPER not o.k. in the wee hours of the morning.

Little grabby greasy cold creepy hands startle even sharks, you hairy asshole.

you git kicked.

#sorrynotthatsorry

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That’s alotta balls.

September 24, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

That’s alotta balls.

Also, looks cool.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=OWkOwL5NhY8
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uh, I went outside because I heard something at 2:57 a.m., and it was dark, and a raccoon grabbed at me…wtf.

September 24, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

uh, I went outside because I heard something at 2:57 a.m., and it was dark, and a raccoon grabbed at me…wtf.

also, i screamed and kicked it.

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/…..splashes around the shark cave, loudly and with intensity……

September 24, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

/…..splashes around the shark cave, loudly and with intensity……

SNEEER…..

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=vPA4P8KP8Ro
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