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This babeh trash panda was knocking on the window of mah shark cave rite meow….

September 5, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

This babeh trash panda was knocking on the window of mah shark cave rite meow….

Hai.

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Laying in mah pool of mucus.

September 5, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Laying in mah pool of mucus.

This movie is still perfect….

***Ruprict The Monkey Boy,

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Steve Martin is a genius. 

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Kanamits aren’t fronds.

September 4, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Kanamits aren’t fronds.

It’s a cook book….

A COOK BOOK!

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Awww, you done it nao.

September 4, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Awww, you done it nao.

Witch Doctor gonna mess you up.

Dead goat on yer doorstep, evil white man.

“The Jungle” Twilight Zone….

Since I cannot sleep, old hokey stuff it is.

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From beyond the grave, I plan to necromance mahself with shark dose of this shit here.

September 4, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

From beyond the grave, I plan to necromance mahself with shark dose of this shit here.

Nyquil had failed.

I will live again.

I will rise again.

#homeselfnecromancy

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O.M.G.

September 2, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

O.M.G.

O_O

Originally shared by 티파니Tiffao

Psstt Bruce Shark​..Sharks are up!

#shark #alexsolis #adorablecircleoflife

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Say that five times fast.

September 2, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Say that five times fast.

I’m probably dying…or even ded nao.

Squeak is a weiner, and is sleeping on my gills.

I’m willing mah vast Lego collection to Dave Thompson​.

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I have a theory.

September 1, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I have a theory.

Tom Kha Kai soup kills germs.

I’m horribly sick, and my gud frond brought me mah most favorite soup just nao.

Thai soup makes sharks better.

Thank you.

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That 2 a.m. tuna melt….

September 1, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

That 2 a.m. tuna melt….

O, YESSSSS…..

Come to me, mah salty crusty lovely.

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YEESSSSS….

September 1, 2016 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

YEESSSSS….

HAPPY SEPTEMBER, G+!

Dance to some EW&F with me nao.

/….shakes shark booty

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=sxVvgYkeyrM
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