
Bitch, please.

Bitch, please.
We’re getting better at this whole “land” thing.
Land sharks are real.
Make peace with it.

The horror….
Horror….
Gud nite planet g+.

TFW sitting in yer car and someone opens their door and hits yer door and they say they didn’t.
BOUT TO WHUP SOME ASS IN PARKING LOT.

BUTTER.
GIMME BUTTER

I NEED BUTTER, STAT

I know.
Disappointed, too.
And still hungry.
Not one turned out to be an actual farm animal.
Croissance, mah shark ass.
We have no idea wut the circled purple thing is.
Sharkling says it’s a parasitic twin that was attached to the duck.
I say I want mah $1.40 back.

Ooo, look.
Vitamins.

TFW she acting like she’s mad, but you know she still wants you…
Now rly gudnite.

Nite, g+ goobers….
HUG?
PAT PAT.