
Also,
This jerk, ZERO HELP.
She dreenks, she should help.
Also again, how TF is this comfortable?

Also,
This jerk, ZERO HELP.
She dreenks, she should help.
Also again, how TF is this comfortable?

MFW
The new fridge won’t fit, and the liquor cabinet needs to be demo’d and rebuilt.
Paul Lynde facing hard.
HOLY CRAP
NEED THIS.
Tiffao 티파니 you rule for finding.
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Oddworx (Alex Solis) shark figures expecting to go on sale in Sept.
Look Bruce Shark!!



O.k….
Enuff….it’s midnight.
You like fireworks, we get it.
Grand finale that crap, wrap it up, Jerry.
Gud nite already.

Pulp Fiction…
Royale with Cheese.
Chinese fud, locked up away from the crazy.
TRYING TO BE THE SHEPARD.

Today seems like a good day to offer a peace branch to Mick Fanning…
Sorry about the double game of Tag, we thought you were down.
The second time we were just seeing if you were still mad.
U still mad, Bro?

Nothing more majestic than an eagle nesting.
This is the momma.
Daddy was hunting.
Just saw this, and they are the first nesting pair of bald eagles in San Gabriel in the last 50, 60 years.
Hope their babies do well.
I’m so old I remember when this was Van de Kamps…
It’s spinning…
I’m awake.
I should go get Moons Over My Hammy.

😦
Wud like to say “lesson learned” but I seem broken in some fundamental way when dealing with: hot, heat, chemicals, and stuff with clear warning labels.
BURNING AND BURNING.
Didn’t feel like sleeping anyway.

OWWWW!
Pro tip: Don’t put IcyHot muscle rub on after a hot bath or shower.
Fucking OWWWW
With the fires of a thousand dying suns, I have wut feels like ghost peppers oozing out of mah pores.
Why the Hell do I do crap like this?!
SHARK BRAIN FAIL