Category: Bruce Shark

Never ever Google “Why does my eye feel weird?”

I’m pretty sure I know how I die.

This isn’t a bummer, really, it’s just sorta becoming evident over the last almost 50 years.

Mah sarcastic mouf is gonna get me keeled.

I will miss most of you.

Please have gud cheese and cocktails at mah wake/funeral, and many of those wind tube guys to point the way.

Bai ahead of time.

Dear LAX airport…

You SUCK.

Sort yer shit out.

You are a mess.

Sincerely,

Bruce Shark

Wait…can you see this?

O.k. Roo Savill is fun and has a great voice.

Blame /thank Obed Raimundo for this.

https://youtu.be/dJ1zxV-iUT4

Here.

For you.

Or someone.

Yes.

Everything about this, her…

Thank you Shar Banning

https://youtu.be/mbwUs1rnuQg

Peter Gabriel…..a favorite forever

Thanks to you know who you are….

https://youtu.be/iLg-8Jxi5aE

Ooo, Yas…..

Have a need for elotes rite meow.

Git some, ask for it con todo….

YUMMMMM.

Hungry nao.

I blame Noot Jefe

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/07/mexican-street-corn-elotes-recipe.html