Category: Bruce Shark

Shark confession:

I regularly swim thru the fancy car wash to keep mah skin supple, and smell nice.

Also, barnacle removal.

They know me here.

The brushes tickle.

HOLY MOTHER OF BABEH JEBUS.

If I can smell yer perfume from 7 yards away AFTER you’ve passed, you are overdoing it.

In a huge way.

If I can TASTE IT after I take a sip of coffee, you should get fin smacked.

Perfumed coffee not tasty.

/….rinse mouf out with salty water…..

picture by the fintastic Michael Muller.

No, srsly.

Lookit how sad I am.

Sad news.

Mah shark phone is actively dying.

I can look at g+, but cannot see notifications.

So, until I get a new one…..I can’t see any tags.

sadness.

Salty tears, I kry them.

SHARK CAR ALERT!

Thank you Noelle M​!

I love it….today has been totally sharktastic…

You are the best!

They were surprised to see me…

Nice day for it.

I’m doing art stuff.

Become a member of this cult.

DO IT NOW.

I did.

TACONATI

The all seeing Taco of Power.

Originally shared by Carolyn Curtis (Wenchkin)

Scott Krichau and I launched our own taco cult. To be filed under because we can.

www.taconati.org

Are you jelly?

Git yer own, goofballs.

IT HAS BEGUN…..

Rick Wayne​ thank you for existing and writing.

SHARK SQUEE.

It’s here.

I’ve been waiting in one fin then the other.

IT’S HILARIOUSLY ACCURATE.

…..and Amanda Rachelle Warren​….I got you one, too.

love Megan Nicole Dong’s art….someone tell her on Facebook.