Category: Bruce Shark

For everyone who sent or tagged me in the

Gooogley-eye me chomping

We get like this when we are really hungry.

AH HAHAHHAHAHAAAA!

IMMA SHARK NINJA.

/…..sneek sneeek…..

Shellfish.

I caught them and ate them.

I’m all sinning and stuff, Kimberly Chapman​.

Excuse me.

So sorry to disturb your 17th nap of the day.

Hostile face.

Life is surreal at times…

At the hard core car wash because the Vader shark mobile is a dirty dirty boy….and I can’t wash it mahself at present.

I remember coming here over 38 years ago with mah dad.

It’s almost identical.

Simon and Garfunkel I AM A ROCK is playing.

These guys are surprisingly chill for having a shark as a client.

Life is weird.

I’m old.

MRW….well, to a lot of things today:

1.)Ted Cruz (AKA Zodiac Killer/Reptilian Alien)

2.) Mah migraine that finally left.

3.) Pile of work on table.

4.) Pile of unopened bills.

5.) THAT thing, THIS thing, THOSE people, and THAT thing/human in particular.

6.) Vampires.

“I am his eyes, he is my arms; we are best friends.”

Two men plant over 10 thousand trees….

“They are like green soldiers.”

I had the sharkling watch this, for perspective…

Our lives aren’t hard in many ways.

We have so much we take for granted.

It’s a good reality check.

thanks, you know who.

https://youtu.be/C2cqQA_zsKY

I might have a migraine

but I am VERY HAPPY with this t-shirt!

Love it!

Shark squee sounds