Category: Bruce Shark

O SHIT YEA…

Dentist again, other side….

Guys I can’t feel diddly squat on the left side of mah face.

Me, most of today….

Mah favorite AHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI

Coyotes, stay away from mah outdoor babeh cats.

BURN IT DOWN.

BURN IT ALL DOWN, ELMO.

http://imgur.com/Ms8bF27

/…..makes sounds of longing at this car…..

Heart i love….

https://youtu.be/Dixxse4dpQ4

Antidepressant….and a favorite.

https://youtu.be/aAhHGYrzj2M

Dear shower curtain liner:

I could do without yer snarky judgement while I’m bathing.

It’s unsettling.

And rude.

1.) Go to thrift store, buy old doll and clown.

2.) Stain clothes with tea and junk them up a bit.

3.) Place them in wall and leave creepy note.

4.) Cover with piece of wood or dry wall, loosely, with warning DO NOT OPEN!

Sell house.

BWHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAAAA