Category: Bruce Shark

Mah neighbors are gonna HATE me…

I’m gonna make a huge Anubis in the front yard.

I’m not even kidding.

While I paint…..THIS MOVIE

Hey Nicole Johnson​…wut am i watching?

Mah whole time in this house, I wonder….

Wut is this tile?

O, and slippery AF when wet…

Weird entrance into mah cave….

gonna regrout it, maybe in aqua…make it all Mediterranean and stuff.

Wut doing today, g+?

And yea, feeling better thanks for jokes and well wishes…

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Ritz crackers and ice chips.

Later, g+….

I got pebbles.

Chicks love pebbles.

Bobbi Jo Woods​ Deirdre Maud​

Time stamp : 2:31 a.m.

Still in bathroom…this floor needs regrouting.

Git bored, put muscle rub on sore parts from day of heavy gardening…. forget and RUB EYE.

OWWW, DON’T DO THAT.

I bet mah eye smells like IcyHot.

I’m a mess.

A hot mess.

*EDIT

This is not me, for the person who “lik you piccure, gil”…..IMMA SHARK.

This doesn’t reflect my opinion necessarily, it’s a response made to this “Talia Thing”…

I am not a grumpy old fogey who thinks all people younger than me suck, and the “world used to be better.”

I strongly believe people should be paid more…almost everyone I know here in California is AT LEAST a two income family.

I am also not a mean-spirited jerk…

An asshole, sometimes, but not out to shame and belittle people.

That said, proceed.

https://medium.com/@StefWilliams25/an-open-letter-to-millenials-like-talia-52e9597943aa#.1z1o2h9un

O, sweet babeh 8 pound 6 oounce jeebus.

What did I EAT?

Mah guts are churning, and the intestinal cramping is insane…

I BETTER NOT HAVE THE STOMACH FLU.

I will stab someone with my face.

Please keel me now….

I got paid a great deal for this movie

The intricate and powerful undercurrent of that role was intense, and I decided to immerse myself.

https://youtu.be/72UEmJfeb2Y

O, Hai.

Still hungry after breakfast.

Time for second breakfast.

Wut have?

Happy Saturday, g+.