LOOKIT.
This bunneh is eatin’ flowers.
Gizmo the Sane Sandy B
LOOKIT.
Category: Bruce Shark
Not even I wud snack on these.
Not even I wud snack on these.
WTF, SPAM.
Who told you this was O.K.?!
Just so many people need this.
Just so many people need this.
Here to halp.
Also, don’t eat a 1/2 pound of cheese before sleeps.
Don’t do that.
I may never poop again.
Here, go git a swimsuit, you attention hoe.
Here, go git a swimsuit, you attention hoe.
B. Nevin found yer new office wear
Just nao, this finch let me boop *her nugget.
Just nao, this finch let me boop *her nugget.
It’s a babeh.
Did not eat.
Gud nite, g+.
Gud nite, g+.
Please keep in mind:
…you are a magical, incredible, aware entity.
What some of you have endured, recovered from, loved, and paid forward astounds me.
One day, before I die, I want to see glow worm caves…
Lerato Majikfaerie and Thila White…
Happy anniversary.
YUMMO, BEOTCHES.
YUMMO, BEOTCHES.
Best sushi place ever.
Best sushi place ever.
Our server sang to my sister for her birthday, because she is all old and stuff and he felt bad for her….
We’ve had very large 3 bottles of saki…and some beers.
I might be drunk.
Watch this.
Watch this.
It’s about football…happy Super Bowl, you weird bastards.
I don’t condone treating Debbie Reynolds, or any other woman for that matter, as a football.
SHE’S A FOOTBALL.
A FOOTBALL.
Well, after publicly shaming Squeak…
Well, after publicly shaming Squeak…
Found out why she wanders the house at night scream-meowing and the poop accidents…
Feline senility. I forgot Squeak is pretty old.
She acts so spry and jolly, kitten-like.
I feel like a beeg stoopid head asshole shark.
Bruce Shark Swims 