Category: Bruce Shark

Pretty sure I need this….

So much this…so many of you, us.

So much.

Thanks Juan Ochoa​

Originally shared by Juan Ochoa

Me, adulting.

Hey Squeak.

So, remember last night when YOU woke me up at 3 a.m.?

I’m gonna wake you up every hour, on the hour, and make you know this pain.

I’ll set a damn timer.

You can’t just be waking me up, wanting pets and snacks, and then going back to sleep….only to repeat this during the wee hours of the morning.

Wake up.

heh heh heh….

Love this show normally, but this episode keeled mah sides…

Hugh Laurie rapping. The reaction was priceless.

Ded.

Mah sides.

Send help.

https://youtu.be/kTulMKfHWVQ

LIES.

LIES, I tell you.

Soon…

Ha…this sign has been up since November 11th.

I’m losing patience. OPEN, DAMMIT.

Before I pass out from repeated slamming mah head against wall….

WOW, Joey C​

I accept.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/lonebannana/works/20601554-bruce-shark-for-president

No.

That’s not a bad hairpiece.

Not mah impression of Trump.

Mah brain is trying to squeeze out of mah left eye.

Granted, it’s not a huge brain, but apparently it is soaking in liquid PAIN.

stahp brain. STAAAAHHHPPP

This hamster macked on mah toast.

Also, I have a headache that is threatening to go super nova migriane.

Gonna dig out left eye with a spoon.

See ya wackos later.

Notifications still messed up.

No longer think it’s me.

Might be Google.

Might be Sarah Palin’s fault.

Not sure.

Today just be sneaking up like :

Originally shared by Julita Stachowiak

HAHAHAHA