O, hai!

O, hai!

NSFW, language and rage.

If you are an adult and follow underage people, belong to teen and younger groups for the purpose of “chatting/getting pics/trolling for whatever” and you are a behaving in a pedo manner/are a full pedo/creepy AF in the worst way, I can’t stop you, but please, don’t follow me, and kindly go the fuck away and seek help.

Almost every single person I’ve helped train in self protection/rape prevention, regardless of gender, has experienced some creepy shit as children…and it fucks people up for a long, long, long time.

Growing up is difficult enough without some fucking deranged perv trying to get at you.

I’m protective AF with my family and friends.

Pedos: I will IRL fuck you up if I ever catch you on the street…Throat punch fuckers until they choke on blood. Leave kids alone, ffs.

In a shit mood, and I need to get some stuff done.

Cartoon and work/ art time.

Today can just suck it.

Today can just suck it.

Seriously.

Mah desire to stab all things with mah face is alarmingly high, even for a shark.

I’m going back here, into mah watery cave…

You are welcome to join as long as:

1.) You breeng snacks

2.) You aren’t an asshat.

3.) You like water.

4.) You don’t want me to clean or lift and move stuff.

5.) You have a funneh story or laugh at stuff easy.

Grumpeh shark mode almost deactivated….

Last season of Mythbusters

Last season of Mythbusters

Sharkling grew up with this show.

And before anyone yuks our yum with the attack on how they did their science and it’s accuracy; suck it.

I argue they did more to promote the love of discovery and science than they ever did to hurt it.

Even tho many sharks were abused in a multitude of weird ways over the course of approx 14 years, We here in the Shark Cave with miss them and their shenanigans.

MythBusters​, thanks guys…You rule. Best of wishes to wutever you go on to do.

(Call me if you need a test shark for any future projects.)

“We happy?”

“Yea, we happy”

“His dad stood in the back of the concert hall, listening to Rooster, sobbing and waving his hat…”

“His dad stood in the back of the concert hall, listening to Rooster, sobbing and waving his hat…”

He wrote for his father whose nickname was the “Rooster” in Vietnam…he suffered from horrific PTSD when he returned.

h/t Eric Milliken nice onion cutting, bro.