Category: Bruce Shark

There’s trolling, then there’s unintentional trolling IRL…Which is some next level shit.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

There’s trolling, then there’s unintentional trolling IRL…Which is some next level shit.

When searching our fields of holiday fucks, we found our field was barren…

So, we left up Halloween stuff, added Jack and Sally (who mah sister says looks like a high fashion hooker; I don’t see it) and added two strands of lights.

Done.

I knew it was a win when the heavy “Hey let’s go look at the pretty Xmas lights” traffic started and a woman shouted from her Escalade, “IT’S CHRISTMAS, YOU JERKS!”

Well, peace on earth to you, too, Felicia.

I like it…it took ten minutes and I’ll add Zero when I finish making him.

#killingchristmas

#waronchristmas

#myneighborshateme

But did she die?

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

But did she die?

I was forced to read Little Women in school, and today I had an argument about Beth.

It’s unclear if she dies or not…I say she didn’t die in the book, and other swore she did.

For the record, the only one I liked was Jo.

I know the actual answer.

Without looking it up, what do you remember?

And why the fuck did we hafta read this in elementary school?

Old Yeller, Where the Red Fern Grows, and The Yearling…

Our teachers were monsters.

picture probably related, scarlet fever is a bitch.