Category: Bruce Shark

My mother.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

My mother.

She was….troubled. Had a weird life.

We shark offspring, my sister and I had a um…

uh….Rough existance at home and we swam away as soon as we could.

Since the message was often that I was “just like your father” (not complimentary) and Sis was treated like an emotional boomerang, most of the time I’m surprised we grew….up.

The woman had some skills, tho.

Some people experienced home cooking as vile and sick-making, no matter how absolutely bonkers and abusive our home was, we ate like royalty…

We learned to cook, clean, sew, fix, paint, repair, construction, fight and to survive our parents.

This recipe card is one of the last things mom ever gave me.

This is non-fancy, everyday cooking for mom, didn’t even flex her fins or break a sweat for this.

Enjoy.

I breeng you : Chikkin Continental…

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I breeng you : Chikkin Continental…

I am the cook in this family.

Yes, some sharks cook.

My sister begged for this, a meal from our “highly dysfunctional, how the Hell did we survive THAT” young sharkhood…

…and I decided yesterday after I promised Terry McNeil​​ (food magic person)

that I’d make and post it.

Gotta get up early to get his one started, but then you can ignore it in crock pot or oven until it’s ready.

It’s “silly drool stab someone if they try to take it” good, and prep time took 20 minutes…

…but only because I’m crazy gud with a tenderizing mallet and I like to beat mah meat.

Heh heh heh….beat mah meat.

Next post is recipe.

Kimberly Chapman​ This is good with thighs, too…makes smaller, super tender little yummy chikkins.

Come here.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Come here.

Stop that, YOU do have time for a yummy breakfast and a cup of coffee or tea…

Calm yourselves.

Seriously, I worry about some of ya…between huge real stress or needless manufactured butthurtness, y’all are gonna make yersleves sick and tired.

Come here, tell me what you want in your damn omelet, sit, laugh and eat with me.

I made dis with mah own fins Nicole Johnson​

mushroom, pepperoni, steamed broccoli, feta cheese and a bit of sharp cheddar. Babeh bagel with cream cheese. Please note decorative AND edible orange.