Category: Bruce Shark

Crude teenage boy humor…

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Crude teenage boy humor…

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

So, two teenage boys during the summer on forced caretaking mode. They do weird stuff.

Need to drink hot peppermint tea to aid digestion and help recover bowel function.

So, 16 year old nephew gets full potato, runs around living room, flinging a used teabag all over like a weapon, screaming :

“IMMA TEABAG NINJA! FEAR ME! ” wildly “teabagging” cousin (sharkling) and ME, cats, objects…nothing is safe.

I am 13.

Now we are laughing so hard I am certain I’ve torn something and he releases a “KAAAAAIIII!” and strikes a dramatic Bruce Lee pose if Bruce Lee ever fought with a used teabag..

……and due to the extreme violence of his movement, the bag rips open, sending peppermint tea everywhere.

Even stuck to the ceiling and fan.

I am so tired from laughing I need a nap.

Beware testosterone and caretaking.

Weird stuff happens.

My living room smells great.

/……sigh……….

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

/……sigh……….

I’ll be over here, eating probiotics and binge watching stuff on Netflix…..

stolen from Glenn Murray​ for reasons.

Originally shared by Glenn Murray

OMFG! The Daily Telegraph is on fire today!  SHARKS ARE PLOTTING TO KILL YOU! I bet they’re fucking terrorist sharks too!   #notsatire  

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/when-sharks-are-eating-people-its-time-to-cull/story-fni0cwl5-1227477741452

I stole this image.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I stole this image.

It’s a cute dog.

Apparently having adhesions clipped off of intestinal parts that were wrapped up and sluggish means they have to remember how to function.

Stay away. I’m gassy.

Like, a lot.

Sweet mother of raptor jebus….

Just look at the dog.