
I did not have sex with a manatee….
Totally shoooped.

I did not have sex with a manatee….
Totally shoooped.

O today, you so funneh…
1.) why are the people of my humble hamlet driving like asshats?
2.) why do some parents not get calling your small child “stupid”, especially loudly in public is a bad bad plan?
3.) why don’t I have TacoCat taco delivery near me?
Thanks Dawn H Jackson I stole dis grumpeh ferret face.

Sadness….
….it contains sadness….
Gud nite.
Originally shared by Orlando Jones
So THAT’S what that tastes like… #LostInTranslationPerhaps?

TOMATOES GONE WILD!
Karen Schumacher….
Yer tomatoes are outta control…

Ride that wild river Stephen L….
You have been sharked.

I screwed up….
So, here is YOUR Felicia Fishtits, Cinmad M.
🙂
You are a fabulous SirloinBitch…
and Degrassi Dyke.
#fishtits
Bobbi Jo Woods….
O_O
go lookit da babehs…
the other pictures are STOOOPID cute.
Guys.
Vote to let me on the boat.
Come on….
Go to original post, vote YES.
Originally shared by James Mathew
Is Bruce Shark allowed on the boat?

Hey, Sunny Jim….
We need to talk…Your frequent warnings to other hoomins are starting to really cramp my style, and limit my dining out options.
I CAN be on a boat and have social time during dinner just FINE, thankyouverymuch…
Jim McCloskey don’t make me hafta make a point…I got over 300 steak knives for teef, and this won’t go well…for YOU.

LET ME ON THE BOAT, GUYS…
thanks David Bollenberg!
Originally shared by Zepic
Cuccos be like