Category: Bruce Shark

Suppose if I was this purdy, I’d show off, too.

It’s hard enough being as handsome as I am, but can you image how much I’d be hassled if I had this color going?

Sheesh.

Fredrick, ya damn showoff….

He’s chasing the stray outdoor kittehs and acting like a jerk.

This isn’t surprising, just not gud quality for support animal…

I may report him to the agency and get a support alpaca unstead.

O, look…. Fredrick mah support sparkle chikkin has returned…he grew a nice set of tail feathers.

He sure is bossy.

And not very supportive.

The cats are freakin’ out…

Thanks Florida for feeding mah bro….

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/article204667859.html

Dear New Zealand:

Thanks for the meat pie snacks!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/102159109/the-most-kiwi-great-white-shark-in-the-sea-eats-a-mince-pie-off-the-oceans-surface

When you are overhearing loud talking “ladies” talking shit about how much their adult children suck, and you know instantly WHY their kids avoid them…

Cripes.

Pic related to me fighting the urge to turn around and just tell them why their adult children might be avoiding them…JEEZUS CRIPES

Gud nite.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/incuKfvgq1q2XtyX2

Mah sharkling was so angry the other day he said he wanted an embroidered apology from the Universe for having to play catch up in calculus….

I sekkritly contacted Tracy Thompson immediately, and commissioned this work.

It is perfect, he loved it, laughed his ass off and now feels less crappy…

She also threw in this lovely felted kitten, which I have named Meowpaccino Latte Vera Lynda Pawsington. ***EDIT: She’s below in comments

Want magic made?

Contact Tracy Thompson she can do anything !

(Thanks so much Tracy, it was exactly what he needed to get over himself…. you rule.)

Sing along…..

https://youtu.be/skfjEVgwskQ

Fintastic gifts!

Beautifully crafted….here is the site, go check it out!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BlissMorgan