Category: Bruce Shark

BEHOLD MAH CUBE OF MATCHSTICKS.

It is borne of fever and cold meds and lack of sleep.

SEE IT AND BE JELLY.

It’s JAWSOME.

I’m officially sick after fighting it off like 700 times.

And these severe cold tablets git me feeling mummified.

SO DAMN DRY.

If I don’t take them, I’m a gooey gross mess.

Excuse me while I flop around in impotent ragey whiny shark fits.

And someone ate mah soup.

DAMMIT DAMMIT SONOFABITCH

Picture deFINitely related….add water and stir for instant shark.

Dear X-ray woman….

I think I love you.

Yer commitment to yer cash filled handbag has made me confused and disturbed.

Please contact me soon.

Extreme close up of Rice the VAMPIRE cat who keeps biting me….

O, this birb….

If I were a birb, this wud be me.

TAP TAP TAP, LINDA….

Stolen out right from Diane Attaway

Originally shared by Leon Bond

And just like Alex the Lion, I’m clearly a very tender, loving….thing….

Put your hate away.

No one believes the bad press anymore.

IMMA GUD SHARK

Thank you stuart richman !

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-42956475

Strongly recommend….Werner Herzog is the perfect writer, director and narrator for this…

If only for this line, “The volcano is monumentally indifferent to the scurrying of insects, retarded reptiles, and vapid humans on the surface…”

This was interesting and weird, and great finish to an incredibly weird weekend.

Bonus: my kid heard that last line and said, “Damn, he went full Zec.”

https://youtu.be/fUpHWt2bX10

I’m laying here with a bad headache LAUGHING MAH ASS OFF….

JFC.

Attack chikkin-dinos.

I did exactly this is Kauai….huge attack chikkin-dinos there

Originally shared by David Belliveau

They’re tiny dinosaurs.

https://youtu.be/acBPnit0LP8

Palm Springs is weird.

I might be a little drunk.

Mah feels summed up in the perfect gif….

It’s mine, I found it, I’m keeping it, FU…

Thanks, spoooder face Dave.

Dave Thompson

Originally shared by Джин