Category: Bruce Shark

Ok.

Y’all happeh nao?!

Mah babehs are leaving for a bit.

Try not to hassle them as they travel.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.ocregister.com/2017/11/28/adios-sharks-younger-great-whites-leaving-so-cal-for-first-time-in-years/amp/#ampshare=http://www.ocregister.com/2017/11/28/adios-sharks-younger-great-whites-leaving-so-cal-for-first-time-in-years/

HOLY MOTHER OF NEPTUNE.

Look at these pics, and watch the teeny video.

You’ll pass out probably.

Bobbi Jo Woods​ Shannon Shoffner​ Tracy Thompson​

Grumpy Cat​. OMGERD

Real men take care of babeh kittens.

/….size of a dollar….so SQUUEEEE

http://www.lovemeow.com/former-marine-saves-little-calico-kitten-who-is-in-need-of-motherly-love-2513294209.html

Lookit….

You can adopt a cousin of mine….

🙂

https://www.sharktrust.org/en/adopt

We call this a “curiosity boop”…

It’s a courtesy.

Please read for interesting facts.

Thanks to the always wonderful Grumpy Cat​

https://www.thedodo.com/in-the-wild/blue-shark-kisses-diver-mask-portugal

Make yer own Bruce Shark….

Ball, cut mouf, cardboard for fins, some school glue and tissue paper…

It’s becoming jawsome.

This movie is stooopid.

When have you ever heard me rag on a movie?

I want it to be more scary.

The nurses and pyramid head are spoooopy, but jeebus.

I cud make a scarier movie drunk with zero sleep and some glue and tissue paper.

Silent Hill….meh.

Maybe I’m desensitized.

BTW, in Silent Hill II, gud ol’ pointy head is trying to help you…just saying.

In 2016, 31 people in the USA were killed by dogs.

Over 300 of ya slip and fall in bathtubs and die.

Well over *EDIT a metric butt-ton of you will die from flu complications.

Approximately 5,000 people a year die from choking.

I haven’t even touched on violence humans purposely perpetrate on one another.

I’m not the problem…mah kin aren’t your issue….

We rarely bite y’all, and when we do, it’s frequently because you are doing dopey stuff like poking at us or provoking us.

Our bites are usually not lethal.

Come swimming, relax….

Don’t be alarmed or scared.

I’m just saying HAI!

Originally shared by Tracey ƸӜƷ

That’s why I never swim in the sea 😱🦈🦈

Maybe we’d prefer that you nosy hoomins didn’t know our romantical, sexah time spots.

Stahp telling everyone….

You are gonna ruin date night.

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/technology/great-white-shark-mating-ns-1.4109248

GAAAAAAAA…..

A co-worker at sis shark’s werk just had this happen.

He was hanging Xmas lights and POP…

He’ll be out for awhile.

I can handle most medical stuff/injuries…but for some reason this freaks me out.

It sounds remarkably painful and reading up on it made me feel grossed out.

/…..flaps fins in distress…..