Category: Bruce Shark

Mah shirt arrived.

Praise Jibbers

Like magic, mah back is hurting, so I’m super pissed off and sharkling sez, “HEY MAN, LOOK! MAIL FOR YOU…”

AND IT’S SHARKMUS EARLY.

Tracy Thompson​ shark squees many times over.

Sister shark is gonna freak when she gets home.

Thank you so much for the most jawsome shark ornaments that will grace our Sharkmus Tree forever more.

MAH FUCKING BACK IS OUT

AHHHHHHHHHHH

DEW ET NAO

This is crack cheese.

Great on …. Everything.

Omelettes, toast, with crab, with a spoon.

PUT IT IN YER FACE.

You will thank me.

I dunno why it’s so sweet when cats do this.

Think she wants me to turn off lamp.

Sometimes, soup really does fix stuff.

This Thai soup is going into mah gaping maw, rite after it stahps being on fire.

I deserve it.

Today was hecking brutal.

Weirdly, also me rite meow.

It’s possible to have both going on.

Maybe I shouldn’t be near humans tonight.

Prison wud suck.

100% me rite meow….

YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA….

Why are notifications all screwed up?

I’m seeing stuff from like three weeks ago.

WTH, g+…..

/…. gestures at phone with angry fins…..