Category: Bruce Shark

HOLY MOTHER of …..

Lookit the pictures of this babeh spotty kitten.

Real men take care of Kittens.

This is gud.

http://pawpulous.com/2017/09/29/tiny-kitty-was-rejected-by-her-own-mother-finally-found-love-again/?src=rtxpromo&et=syn&eid=61587&pid=61587&syn=gcm&mt=1507439780.1491&esrc=gcm_61587

BWAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!

STOLE THIS.

Originally shared by Rogue Ronin

This is the song that will be played at 11 at mah funeral.

I AM MR. FARINHEIT.

https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM

This face.

This is Squeak’s face when I come out of the kitton room.

SHE KNOWS I LOVED AND PETTED OTHER CATS.

Halp.

Sometimes, to git squeaky clean, I go thru the car wash without mah car….

I am nao a clean shark, and smell like new car.

The brushes tickle.

I ATED THIS.

Was tasty.

I’m gonna srsly buy this, and make a huge purple velvet Pope cape, and stand up there as Pope Sharkus and address mah people while I sip espresso, waving as you do when you teh POPE SHARKUS.

OOooooooOOOOooooooOooo….

I like it.

Fancy and very cool…

So…

I’m gonna buy this building, and y’all can move in.