You probably can’t see it, but that is a two inch long mantis

You probably can’t see it, but that is a two inch long mantis

Sister shark accidentally touched it, and I laughed at her and went to take a picture of heem…

AND THEN IT TURNED IT’S HEAD AND LOOKED AT ME AND WAVED IT’S CREEPY HANDS…

And I promptly and in a manly manner screamed like a little beotch and ran….

Determination: insects should not be able to turn their heads and stare at ya.

Bug heads should remain in a fixed position.

InB4: “mantises are super cool and Interesting” and all that.

Yep. I agree….super cool.

OVER THERE AND NOT BEING PURPOSELY CREEPY AND GRABBY.

Yep….

Yep….

She did.

And she got death threats and treated like crap, and LBJ called out a big FBI investigation on her.

She wisely (and somewhat sadly because she had expressed hurt and anger at feeling like it was unsafe for her to stay) left for Europe…

She learned six more languages and sang in five.

A black woman spoke of doing something to address REALLY starting to fix the USA, and she got DEATH THREATS AND ATTACKED for saying BLACK LIVES MATTER….while the first lady wanted to plant trees and shit.